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time and keep your eyes open you can run across quite nice little businesses for three hundred and fifty quid。 and yet； if you’ll believe me； the idea never occurred to me。 i not only didn’t make any move towards starting a shop； but it wasn’t till years later； about 1925 in fact； that it even crossed my mind that i might have done so。 the fact was that i’d passed right out of the shopkeeping orbit。 that was what the army did to you。 it turned you into an imitation gentleman and gave you a fixed idea that there’d always be a bit of money ing from somewhere。 if you’d suggested to me then； in 1919； that i ought to start a shop— a tobacco and sweet shop； say； or a general store in some god… forsaken village—i’d just have laughed。 i’d worn pips on my shoulder； and my social standards had risen。 at the same time i didn’t share the delusion； which was pretty mon among ex… officers； that i could spend the rest of my life drinking pink gin。 i knew i’d got to have a job。 and the job； of course； would be ‘in business’—just what kind of job i didn’t know； but something high… up and important； something with a car and a telephone and if possible a secretary with a permanent wave。 during the last year or so of war a lot of us had had visions like that。 the chap who’d been a shop walker saw himself as a travelling salesman； and the chap who’d been a travelling salesman saw himself as a managing director。 it was the effect of army life； the effect of wearing pips and having a cheque…book and calling the evening meal dinner。 all the while there’d been an idea floating round—and this applied to the men in the ranks as well as the officers—that when we came out of the army there’d be jobs waiting for us that would bring in at least as much as our army pay。 of course； if ideas like that didn’t circulate； no war would ever be fought。
well； i didn’t get that job。 it seemed that nobody was anxious to pay me 2；000 pounds a year for sitting among streamlined office furniture and dictating letters to a platinum blonde。 i was discovering what three…quarters of the blokes who’d been officers were discovering—that from a financial point of view we’d been better off in the army than we were ever likely to be again。 we’d suddenly changed from gentlemen holding his majesty’s mission into miserable out…of…works whom nobody wanted。 my ideas soon sank from two thousand a year to three or four pounds a week。 but even jobs of the three or four pounds a week kind didn’t seem to exist。 every mortal job was filled already； either by men who’d been a few years too old to fight； or by boys who’d been a few months too young。 the poor bastards who’d happened to be born between 1890 and 1900 were left out in the cold。 and still it never occurred to me to go back to the grocering business。 probably i could have got a job as a grocer’s assistant； old grimmett； if he was still alive and in business （i wasn’t in touch with lower binfield and didn’t know）； would have given me good refs。 but i’d passed into a different orbit。 even if my social ideas hadn’t risen； i could hardly have imagined； after what i’d seen and learned； going back to the old safe existence behind the counter。 i wanted to be travelling about and pulling down the big dough。 chiefly i wanted to be a travelling salesman； which i knew would suit me。
but there were no jobs for travelling salesmen—that’s to say； jobs with a salary attached。 what there were； however； were on… mission jobs。 that racket was just beginning on a big； scale。 it’s a beautifully simple method of increasing your sales and advertising your stuff without taking any risks； and it always flourishes when times are bad。 they keep you on a string by hinting that perhaps there’ll be a salaried job going in three months’ time； and when you get fed up there’s always some other poor devil ready to take over。 naturally it wasn’t long before i had an on…mission job； in fact i had quite a number in rapid succession。 thank god； i never came down to peddling vacuum… cleaners； or dictionaries。 but i travelled in cutlery； in soap… powder； in a line of patent corkscrews； tin…openers； and similar gadgets； and finally in a line of office accessories—paper…clips； carbon paper； typewriter ribbons； and so forth。 i didn’t do so badly either。 i’m the type that can sell things on mission。 i’ve got the temperament and i’ve got the manner。 but i never came anywhere near making a decent living。 you can’t； in jobs like that—and； of course； you aren’t meant to。
i had about a year of it altogether。 it was a queer time。 the cross…country journeys； the godless places you fetched up in； suburbs of midland towns that you’d never hear of in a hundred normal lifetimes。 the ghastly bed…and…breakfast houses where the sheets always smell faintly of slops and the fried egg at breakfast has a yolk paler than a lemon。 and the other poor devils of salesmen that you’re always meeting； middle…aged fathers of families in moth…eaten overcoats and bowler hats； who honestly believe that sooner or later trade will turn the corner and they’ll jack their earnings up to five quid a week。 and the traipsing from shop to shop； and the arguments with shopkeepers who don’t want to listen； and the standing back and making yourself small when a customer es in。 don’t think that it worried me particularly。 to some chaps that kind of life is torture。 there are chaps who can’t even walk into a shop and open their bag of samples without screwing themselves up as though they were going over the top。 but i’m not like that。 i’m tough； i can talk people into buying things they don’t want； and even if they slam the door in my face it doesn’t bother me。 selling things on mission is actually what i like doing； provided i can see my way to making a bit of dough out of it。 i don’t know whether i learned much in that year； but i unlearned a good deal。 it knocked the army nonsense out of me； and it drove into the back of my head the notions that i’d picked up during the idle year when i was reading novels。 i don’t think i read a single book； barring detective stories； all the time i was on the road。 i wasn’t a highbrow any longer。 i was