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talk bout it?〃
naturally; she does most of the talkin; an it is really jus a string of gripes bout men。 she say
we are 〃lazy; unresponsible; selfish; low…down lyin shits。〃 she is goin on that way for a wile an
then she start to cry。 i says; 〃awe; jenny; don';t do that。 it ain';t nothin。 that ole rudolph didn';t
look like the kinda feller for you no how; squattin on the floor like that an all。〃 an she say; 〃yes;
forrest; probly you is right。 i';d like to go home now。〃 an so we do。
when we get home; jenny begun takin off her clothes。 she is down to her underpants; an i
am jus settin on the couch tryin not to notice; but she e up an stand in front of me an she say;
〃forrest; i want you to fuck me now。〃
you coulda knocked me over with a feather! i jus set there an gawked up at her。 then she set
down nex to me an started foolin with my britches; an nex thing i knowed; she';d got off my shirt
an was huggin an kissin me an all。 at first; it was jus a little odd; her doin all that。 course i had
dreamed bout it all along; but i had not expected it quite this way。 but then; well i guess somethin
e over me; an it didn';t matter what i';d expected; cause we was rollin aroun on the couch an
had our clothes nearly off an then jenny pulled down my undershorts an her eyes get big an she
say; 〃whooo— lookit what you got there!〃 an she grapped me jus like miz french had that day;
but jenny never say nothin about me keepin my eyes closed; so i didn';t。
well; we done all sorts of things that afternoon that i never even dreamt of in my wildest
imagination。 jenny shown me shit i never could of figgered out on my own— sidewise; crosswise;
upside down; bottom…wise; lengthwise; dogwise; standin up; settin down; bendin over; leanin
back; inside…out an outside…in— only way we didn';t try it was apart! we rolled all over the livin
room an into the kitchen— stove in furniture; knocked shit over; pulled down drapes; mussed up
the rug an even turned the tv set on by accident。 wound up doin it in the sink; but don';t axe me
how。 when we is finally finished; jenny jus lie there a wile; an then she look at me an say;
〃goddamn; forrest; where is you been all my life?〃
〃i been aroun;〃 i says。
naturally; things are a bit different between jenny an me after that。 we menced to sleep
in the same bed together; which was also kind of strange for me at first; but i sure got used to it。
when we was doin our act at the hodaddy club; ever so often jenny would pass by me an muss
up my hair; or run her fingers down the back of my neck。 all of a sudden things start to change
for me— like my whole life jus begun; an i am the happiest feller in the world。
。。!
阿甘正传(英文版)11
the day arrived when we is to give our little play in professor
quackenbush';s class at harvard。 the scene we is to do is when king lear an his fool go out onto
the heath; which is like a marsh or a field back home; an a big storm done blowed up an everbody
run into a shack called a 〃hovel。〃
inside the hovel there is a guy called mad tom o';bedlam who is actually a character name
of edgar disguised up as a crazy person on account of being fucked over by his brother; who is a
bastid。 also; the king is gone totally nuts by this time; an edgar is playin a nut too; an the fool; of
course; is actin like one。 my part is to be the earl of gloucester; who is edgar';s father; an sort of a
straight man for them other stooges。
professor quackenbush have rigged up a ole blanket or somethin to resemble a hovel an he
has got some kind of wind machine to sound like a storm— big electric fan with clothespins
holdin pieces of paper to the blades。 anyway; here e elmer harrington iii as king lear;
dressed in a gunnysack an wearin a colander on his head。 the girl they got to play the fool has
foun a fool';s costume someplace; with a little cap that has bells tied to it; an them kinds of shoes
that curl up in front like arabs wear。 the guy playin tom o';bedlam has foun hissef a beatle wig
an some clothes out of the garbage an has painted his face with dirt。 they is takin it all very
seriously。
i am probly the best…lookin of the bunch; tho; cause jenny done set down an sewed me up a
costume out of a sheet an a pillow case that i am wearin like a diaper; an she has also made me a
cape out of a tablecloth; just like superman wears。
anyway; professor quackenbush start up his wind machine an say for us to begin at page
twelve; where mad tom is tellin us his sad story。
〃do poor tom some charity; whom the foul fiend vexes;〃 tom say。
an king lear say; 〃what? have his daughters brought him to this pass? couldst thou save
nothing? didst thou give them all?〃
an the fool say; 〃nay; he reserved a blanket; else we had all been shamed。〃
this shit go on for a wile; then the fool say; 〃this cold night will turn us all to fools and
madmen。〃
in this; the fool is correct。
just bout this time; i am sposed to enter into the hovel carrying a torch; which professor
quackenbush have borrowed from the drama department。 the fool call out; 〃look! here e a
walking fire!〃 an professor quackenbush light my torch an i go across the room into the hovel。
〃this is the foul fiend flibbertigibbet;〃 tom o';bedlam say。
〃what';s he?〃 the king axes。
an i say; 〃what are you there? your names?〃
mad tom say he is jus 〃po tom; that eats the swimmin frawg; the toad; the tadpole and the
newt。。。〃 an a bunch of other shit; an then i sposed to suddenly recognize the king; an say:
〃what! hath your grace no better pany?〃
an mad tom; he answer; 〃the prince of darkness is a gentleman— modo he';s call';d; and
mahu。〃
the wind machine be blowin hard now; an i reckon professor quackenbush have not
considered that i am six feet six inches tall when he built the hovel; cause the top of my torch is
bumpin against the ceiling。
mad tom; he is now sposed to say; 〃poor tom